Par Can to the Head - Play Her Off!

Hatred # 881:

Freakish Knots.

I try to work quickly, I honestly do. Theatre can be stressful, there's never enough time...

So when YOU enter the picture with your freakish-knot-tying hands, and my extreme nail-biting has resulted in a lack of claws to untie your freakish knots, it makes me want to die.

A clove hitch will tie most things to the grid quite nicely. Add a bow, if you like, to keep things pretty. DO NOT, do not do not do not- tie a knot like this:

Oh Honey, No.

Check out these hot duds from toolsforstagecraft.com.

Nothing spells "sexy" like a "collar cooler". Right, Lassie? Arf!

Also,


Tres chic.

Hatred # 983:

The finger-pinching horrors of a shitty old mic stand.

Hatred #49:

Steel deck flooring. Made to be installed by the Incredible Hulk and his Super Friends, this type of flooring will inevitably be installed by YOU, who couldn't take on small group of toddlers in a pudding fight.



Have fun with that. I'm gonna go ice my vertebrae now.

Hatred #392:

Running over my own toes with one of these:

Hatred #2,343:

Aircraft cable slivers and/or rashes.