Friday, August 15, 2008

What up, Ontario.

I'd like to share with you a site I found last night which is kind of like the Urban Dictionary, but for theatre.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Tee hee!

This is like a corporate training video for electricians. Particularly wonderful is how the sound isn't synced with the image. Also, this guy is a fuck-me-nut advocate, and therefore cannot be trusted.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Jon Stewart Understands

Patience, young grasshoppers. The part you need to see is at about 3:12. However, the rest is pretty great, too.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Techie Profile: The Nerdy Carpenter


Name: Some variation of "Edward" or "Jeremiah"

Age: 20-60

Hometown: one traffic light, several hundred cows, no black people

Marital Status: Gross

Religion: DeWalt

Sense of Humor: Star Trek

Music: Springsteen, Insane Clown Posse

Drink of Choice:
Mountain Dew, Zima

Distinguishing Features: Tool belt with screwgun loop, multiple sets of allen keys. Water pack. Goggles at all times. Additional shoulder strap with pockets for batteries, screwdriver heads, and Sour Patch Kids. Work boots made for heavy construction, each weighing more than a small child.

Activities: Swimming with t-shirt, jeans on. Knowing everything. Chasing tail.


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New York, New York, United States
Tired. Caffeinated. Quietly evil.

I'm a theatre technician, living and working in NYC. Also an aspiring costumer, makeup artist, playwright and dilettante.
I like to rant about things, I swear like a person who swears a lot, and I work too much. Other than that, my time is spent at home with the puppy or in Chelsea bars with friends and co-workers.