What up, Ontario.

I'd like to share with you a site I found last night which is kind of like the Urban Dictionary, but for theatre.


Enjoy.

Tee hee!

This is like a corporate training video for electricians. Particularly wonderful is how the sound isn't synced with the image. Also, this guy is a fuck-me-nut advocate, and therefore cannot be trusted.

Jon Stewart Understands

Patience, young grasshoppers. The part you need to see is at about 3:12. However, the rest is pretty great, too.

Techie Profile: The Nerdy Carpenter

Name: Some variation of "Edward" or "Jeremiah"

Age: 20-60

Hometown: one traffic light, several hundred cows, no black people

Marital Status: Gross

Religion: DeWalt

Sense of Humor: Star Trek

Music: Springsteen, Insane Clown Posse

Drink of Choice: Mountain Dew, Zima

Distinguishing Features: Tool belt with screwgun loop, multiple sets of allen keys. Water pack. Goggles at all times. Additional shoulder strap with pockets for batteries, screwdriver heads, and Sour Patch Kids. Work boots made for heavy construction, each weighing more than a small child.

Activities: Swimming with t-shirt, jeans on. Knowing everything. Chasing tail.
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