Monday, August 11, 2008

Techie Profile: The Nerdy Carpenter


Name: Some variation of "Edward" or "Jeremiah"

Age: 20-60

Hometown: one traffic light, several hundred cows, no black people

Marital Status: Gross

Religion: DeWalt

Sense of Humor: Star Trek

Music: Springsteen, Insane Clown Posse

Drink of Choice:
Mountain Dew, Zima

Distinguishing Features: Tool belt with screwgun loop, multiple sets of allen keys. Water pack. Goggles at all times. Additional shoulder strap with pockets for batteries, screwdriver heads, and Sour Patch Kids. Work boots made for heavy construction, each weighing more than a small child.

Activities: Swimming with t-shirt, jeans on. Knowing everything. Chasing tail.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think I've met this guy....can be seen wandering around downtown with all his gear on, like the king of tools.


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