Hatred # 881:

Freakish Knots.

I try to work quickly, I honestly do. Theatre can be stressful, there's never enough time...

So when YOU enter the picture with your freakish-knot-tying hands, and my extreme nail-biting has resulted in a lack of claws to untie your freakish knots, it makes me want to die.

A clove hitch will tie most things to the grid quite nicely. Add a bow, if you like, to keep things pretty. DO NOT, do not do not do not- tie a knot like this: