Name: Some variation of "Edward" or "Jeremiah"
Age: 20-60
Hometown: one traffic light, several hundred cows, no black people
Marital Status: Gross
Religion: DeWalt
Sense of Humor: Star Trek
Music: Springsteen, Insane Clown Posse
Drink of Choice: Mountain Dew, Zima
Distinguishing Features: Tool belt with screwgun loop, multiple sets of allen keys. Water pack. Goggles at all times. Additional shoulder strap with pockets for batteries, screwdriver heads, and Sour Patch Kids. Work boots made for heavy construction, each weighing more than a small child.
Activities: Swimming with t-shirt, jeans on. Knowing everything. Chasing tail.
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I think I've met this guy....can be seen wandering around downtown with all his gear on, like the king of tools.
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